I’m looking for anyone to help me with this case. For so long, I have suffered and I blame God for this. What is His wrong? He neglected to provide a manual on the workings of something He created; women. Something so important and needed, He did not provide. Isn’t He the embodiment of wisdom? […]

Ai Karamba! For the first time in my life, I will be taking part in a football tournament for the glory of my village, Kampung Blimbin. There is still no sign of nervousness as I sit here waiting for the game to start in a couple hours from now. I should feel nervous since I’ll […]

This is a reminder that this position is still vacant and I am still looking for possible candidates. The original notice was posted on my old blog on April 21, 2006. Sadly, only one possible came my way but she’s too short for me. Sorry Perks. But I appreciate the effort. I’ve also decided to […]

Dear ladies, I’ve decided to write all of you in unison to save me the trouble of individually informing all 5,124 of you that I’ve decided to forget about all of you. It has come to my attention that I can do much better than to settle for mere earth females to finally realize my […]