Gondor – A local village was thrown into chaos when it was attacked by 3 black dragons early yesterday afternoon. According a village elder, the attack took place at around 3.40pm or when the sun was slightly 2 degrees west, while the villagers were busily preparing for the nights village feast. A local resident said […]

Puak, Kerokong – A freak typhoon storm was reportedly seen here in the late hours of Saturday, 22nd July near Kampung Puak, Krokong, Bau. A local resident was awoken by violent winds and was stunned when he could see the stars from his bed through a gapping hole in the roof that had suddenly appeared. […]

Krypton: There are reports that our planet might explode. For safety reasons, the council has recommended the public to start preparing space capsules for young babies to be blasted into space. Please include memory crystals so they may know their origins. Council member, Kar-Hel states, “We have receive a report from our scientists and concluded […]

Kuching: The first annual rock-paper-scissors competition was held today with a total participation of 1. The event management company that was in-charge of advertising was stunned with the lack of interest shown in the competition. “We spent 1 week promoting the event. Because of a small budget, we had to rely on word-of-mouth as our […]