Donations please!!!

Have you ever wanted to help others but always never have the time to go around to do it? Do you want to contribute to the welfare of your fellow man? Well, this is the perfect time to do so because I am now accepting personal donations.

I work with a non-profit organisation that works to better the acceptance of indigenous rights in Malaysia. I love my work because I feel that a difference can be made. But it’s hard to do so when I haven’t been paid for 2 months and have outstanding travel claims for the past 4 months. Not only am I broke but I’m in debt because I had to pay for my work related flights. It’s unbearable now.

With the shortage of money, I have been forced to start smoking my cigars on a more regular basis. My pipe tobacco has finished and I’m starting to smoke till the cigarette filter burns. My last consumption of alcohol was the last tin of Heineken in my fridge. Futsal days have to be selective and it’s harming my health with the reduced activities. In short, I am dying.

So, I am appealing to all generous souls to help me in my undesirable situation. Help me. I will accept any amount; but keep your coins. Please take note that I am serious and only comment to this post if it will help me. If you’re going to be sarcastic or mean; I suggest you write it on a piece of paper and stick it up your ass because even while I’m desperate and have lost all sense of dignity, I am not without my zero tolerance for negativity that is not conducive to fixing my current predicament.

Thank You.

Ah Longs are not welcomed and my body isn’t for sale! I could tattoo an advertisment but it’ll have to be with a long-term contract.