Vacancy

This is a reminder that this position is still vacant and I am still looking for possible candidates. The original notice was posted on my old blog on April 21, 2006. Sadly, only one possible came my way but she’s too short for me. Sorry Perks. But I appreciate the effort. I’ve also decided to update the original notice to help filter future possible.

(Original Post) (Updated in Red)

In an effort to reduce wastage of time, energy and money, I’ve decided to allow those interested to apply to be on my consideration list of establishing a relationship with.

Terms and Conditions

1. All citizens of the earth or immediate vicinity are welcomed to participate
2. Biological human women only. Please do NOT attempt to cheat me!
3. While it was fine in biblical times, no immediate relatives of mine are encouraged to join.
4. No age is preferred but please be of legal age by time of submission. To help filter out applications, I have decided to set an age preference; Age 22-27 by July 2007.
5. Must be of minimum height; 5 feet 2 inches and maximum height; 5 feet 11 inches (with high heels)
6. False information (on terms 1 to 5) will make the application ineligible.
7. To be fair to our future offspring, please be decent looking. Anyone that scares the beejeezers out of children, please refrain from submitting anything.
8. Applications are to be fully completed and sent to seanrubis@hotmail.com by 1^st Jan, 2010.
9. Only short-listed applicants will be contacted for an interview.
10. I reserve the right to amend the terms and conditions at any time without prior notification.

Application Form

Name:
Age:

1. Do you like football? (Y/N) If no, would you mind that I like football? (Y/N) If no, would you mind if I watch football? (Y/N) If no, what do you have against football? (Please specify)
2. Will you be willing to get along with my friends? (Y/N)
3. Will you be willing to get along with my family? (Y/N)
4. How many fingers am I holding up right now?
5. How materialistic are you? (1.Very 2.Moderate 3.Not)
6. If an age gap exists, what are your views on it? (Please specify)
7. Will you be willing to do a long-distance relationship and why? (Y/N)
8. Do you have any problems with me having an ab? (Y/N)
9. Do you have a sense of humor? (Y/N)
10. Do you have anything against procrastination? (Y/N)
11. Do you have a criminal record? (Y/N) If yes, please specify offence.
12. Have you had a sex change in the past 6 months? (Y/N)
13. Did you find my application form interesting? (Y/N)
14. Please end with a brief introduction of yourself and reasons for a successful application.