A Failed Playboy

Couple nights ago, Jv and I went for supper after a good game of futsal. From sportsplanet, we went into town because he needed to go to his bank, HSBC. In Kuching, there’s only one branch which is right before Travillion.

So we got there and he went in. He did his stuff and he came out. He asked me where we were going so I told him let’s go somewhere different for a change. We went to Open Air in front of Electra House. So we got there and we parked at Electra House and walked over.

I went to buy cigs and we sat down. I ordered kolo mee and sio bee. Jv ordered this fried mee thingy. So the sio bee came along with the soya bean. We were digging in when my kolo mee came. Everthing was nice and dandy then Jv’s order came.

The girl who brought it over was barely 16 but she was cute and so I told her exactly that. In mandarin I said, “Hey, you’re cute.” She giggles and barely says, “You’re cute too” and walks off. Now, Jv and I burst into laughter but not too loud. She comes back with Jv’s change and I ask her again in mandarin, “Do you have an elder sister?” And she says, “No. But I have an elder brother. Interested? He’s handsome.” Jv starts laughing his head off while I disappointing say, “Thank you but no.”

Moral of the story? I couldn’t cradle snatch even if I wanted too. I wonder if Casanova had his own rough period?