I’d like to think that I’ll be a great father one day. And I can picture myself teaching and passing on words of wisdom to my son. When he’s of right age, I’ll sit him down and tell him this lesson.
I’d say, “My son. We live in a world where hardship and preserverence is always rewarded in fold. Nothing labored is nothing earned. Take for example, one of the great American role models, K Fed. He was a nobody with no future. He didn’t even have a glamour name. He was merely Kevin Federline. He decided one day that he had enough of dancing for spare change and wanted more in life. So what did he do? He married Britney Spears and please note that she’s blonde. In the end, he became world known. He partied everyday and booggied down every night, with what was at that time, one of the hottest body on Earth. But he was never content with what he had so he hatched a brilliant scheme. He made her divorce him. He then battled his way for a slice of her fortunes which he didn’t lift a finger to earn.
Yes, my son. Bear this in mind. Bumming is not a sign of laziness. It’s a skill. So, to have an easy life, marry rich!”
I’ll be a great dad!
To whom it may concern, please note that this is a joke. And under no circumstances will I ever tell my kids to “marry rich”.
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