Dragons!

Gondor – A local village was thrown into chaos when it was attacked by 3 black dragons early yesterday afternoon. According a village elder, the attack took place at around 3.40pm or when the sun was slightly 2 degrees west, while the villagers were busily preparing for the nights village feast.

A local resident said that she was skinning potatoes when she heard her children shouting from the hills as they were running back to the village. “I didn’t think much of it (because) they are naughty kids and are always shouting wild tales. But then I remembered what happened to my nephew, Jack who was always crying wolves and we didn’t believe him. So I rushed out and saw 3 dragons coming towards the village so I ran and sounded the alarm.”

The attack came fast and swift. The dragons attack is estimated to cost the state 400k gold to repair. 18 houses were razed and 3 cows were taken. No human casualty is reported but there are cases of mild shock and minor heart failures.

The National Dragon Association is unavailable for comment. King Aragon has called for calm and has ordered the minister of  the Department of Defence, Mr. Legolas to look into it. Gandalf the white, the new curator of the Isengaard Institute of Technology, has begun looking into his crystal ball to see if he can establish the whereabouts of the suspects.

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