This post might only be understood by football fans so if you're not then get one to explain this to you. Here are some updated medical terms.
Inzaghinitis
When you have the urge to fall down everytime someone passes-by you
England Syndrome
When you have a broken bone in your foot
KsBD (Kahn's Butt Disease)
Suffered from prolonged sitting on the bench
Ronaldo Disorder
A possiblity of becoming anorexic due to public pressure
DBS (Dead Brain Syndrome)
This might make you do stupid things like waving an Isreali flag or doing a robot dance on live television with the whole world watching
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