Top 10: Things I’ve learnt watching the CSI TV series

10. You find things better with the lights off
9. Crime scene investigators are all gorgeous
8. Police detectives really don’t know how to solve crime
7. US tax-payers don’t mind paying for government-issued hummers
6. Las Vegas, New York and Miami have creative criminals

Top 10: Ways to tell if you’re a driver from Kuching

10. There is no such thing as keeping left if not overtaking
9. Turning signal is only to be used during illegal turns
8. Car horn is used to say hi to a passing friend
7. Traffic lights are ignored after 11pm
6. 35km/h is an acceptable cruising speed

Top 10: Reasons To Use A Condom

10. Spill control is overrated
9. It’s cheaper than paying 9 months of health care and years of baby formula
8. They’re flavoured now
7. It makes you look cool at the checkout counter
6. It makes a wonderful gadget to pick your nose with