Top 10: Ways to tell if you’re a driver from Kuching

10. There is no such thing as keeping left if not overtaking
9. Turning signal is only to be used during illegal turns
8. Car horn is used to say hi to a passing friend
7. Traffic lights are ignored after 11pm
6. 35km/h is an acceptable cruising speed

Song Translation: The Wings – Bernafas Dalam Lumpur

Dreaming audaciously

I’ve always dreamed big. No dream was ever too audacious enough for me. I know exactly what I’d do with $10,000,000. I know exactly how I’d govern the whole world. I have plans on combating global poverty and malnourishment. Climate change is any easy enough topic for me combat. But those dreams and plans will [...]

The Fantastic Adventures of Emma: Introduction

This was supposed to the first post of many adventures I had planned out for lil Emma. She was going to apply for a passport, create a facebook account, combat climate change and other regular activities dogs do from time to time. Sadly, I have to announce that this will be the first and last [...]

Top 10: Reasons To Use A Condom

10. Spill control is overrated
9. It’s cheaper than paying 9 months of health care and years of baby formula
8. They’re flavoured now
7. It makes you look cool at the checkout counter
6. It makes a wonderful gadget to pick your nose with