Quotes from George W. Bush

I got this from  Comedy Central and I absolutely found it hilarious.
“If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure.”
…George W. Bush
“Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.”
…Governor George W. Bush
“Welcome to Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts.”
…Governor George W. Bush
“Mars is essentially in the same orbit…Mars is somewhat the [...]

What a miss!!

This is a little joke that was shared with me by Mangala. Thanks, girl!
“Saddam Hussein found guilty. Sentenced to be shot. His last request is to name his own firing squad. He chose Lampard, Gerrard and Carragher from 12 yards.”