10. There is no such thing as keeping left if not overtaking
9. Turning signal is only to be used during illegal turns
8. Car horn is used to say hi to a passing friend
7. Traffic lights are ignored after 11pm
6. 35km/h is an acceptable cruising speed
5. It’s fine to speed if you need to rush for a toilet
4. See an ambulance? Drive behind it to get a clear road
3. Stick a horse emblem on the hood and your car suddenly becomes a Ferrari
2. Seat belts are just another excuse to give you a traffic summons
1. Yellow line means free parking spaces for important people like yourself
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Lol. That’s so true!
But you forgot to add an 11th one though… if you see a girl walking by the road, the driver must stop, horn & say, “sshtt sshhtt, boleh mintak nombor kah?”
yes.. that is true.. But I estimate it’s only contained to the young horny men in Kuching with comes to about 54% of the population. Worthy of being in the top 10. I’ll keep that in mind.
No different from drivers here…