Top 10: Reasons To Use A Condom

10. Spill control is overrated

9. It’s cheaper than paying 9 months of health care and years of baby formula

8. They’re flavoured now

7. It makes you look cool at the checkout counter

6. It makes a wonderful gadget to pick your nose with

5. It’s a great substitute when you’re at a birthday party with no ballons

4. It helps perfect the elephant immitation you’ve always dreamed of

3. You can stuff a condom with tissue to make your bits look bigger

2. Condoms are a great way of leaving behind trace DNA

1. You can get a blue coloured one and pretend you’re Anakin Skywalker

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