Why The World Loves Malaysia

The world loves Malaysia. Like an abused wife that takes the beatings and still prepares dinner and lies down with leg wide open, Malaysia is the bitch for the global community.

Most recent events confirm this nation’s status. Let’s talk about Eurocopter. Malaysia was ready to pay premium prices in excess of a billion ringgit for helicopters with a guarantee that Eurocopter will invest RM45mil in R&D. Gee, what a good deal. Let’s give them a few hectares of land as well and since we’re at it, let’s also offer to pay their water bill, electric bill, give them free fuel and some Mongolian translators.

Another country that highly rates Malaysia is Russia. For the sake of sending one Malaysian up into space, our lovely government funded the entire trip into space. It was as groundbreaking as the time NASA decided to send a chimp into space. Now we know for a fact that it is possible to play the gasing and make a teh tarik in space. We already knew a primitive primate could survive the trip into space so that wasn’t a really big accomplishment that he made it up there without losing his mind. What got into the heads of our leaders that gave them the thought that Malaysia needs an astronaut? And this is while there are millions of other Malaysians that could use extra aid. They even mulled the option of buying the cockpit as a souvenior as well as plans to send another chimp chump champ.

Singapore rubs her hands with the water deal that gives no benefit to Malaysia. Myanmar continues to oppress its people as Malaysia stands by the non-interfering rule that governs ASEAN. Japan loves buying timber since it’s cheap. It’ll definitely be cheap since timber companies pay less or no royalties to the real owners of the land. It’ll be the same with palm oil.

Even terrorists love Malaysia. Not only does Malaysia provide safe haven for them, we even pay ransoms so they may buy better guns and continue their wars.

The pass isn’t as fantastic. Going back through history, Malaysia is proud to claim that we were taken over by the Japanese who cycled down the continent on bicycles. It kind of reminds me of that stupid bicycle vs automobile movie, Quicksilver. But indeed, it’s hard to protect a country when the invading forces are coming at you on bicycles. I myself might instinctively drop my gun to hold the pain in my tummy from laughing too hard. Back then, the Malayan Army probably had a fright seeing slanted eyed guys cycling towards them.

In short, Malaysia doesn’t discriminate among communists, separatists, dictatorships or forced democracy. Malaysia leaves discrimination within its borders. PKNS staffs are livid that they are to be lead by a Chinese lady. Their rationale is that PKNS was created for the welfare of Malays and should be led by a Malay. They’ve recognized that she is competent to lead PKNS but it is her failure of not being Malay that made them sign a petition against her appointment. So, they would rather an incompetent Malay buffoon than a capable Chinese. This is blatant racism and the government should take measures against all those that signed that petition. Zero tolerance against rasicm should be taken but apparently not in Malaysia. The Jabatan Hal Ehwal Orang Asli was created for the welfare of the Orang Asli in Peninsular Malaysia. It’s run by Malays.

We are a laughing stock and not only do we give other countries giggles; we pay them at the same time. We all have to shoulder the blame because we as the public give the power to the clowns who run this country. Enough is enough. Are you cheap enough to be content with fuel prices going down? Or do you really see something wrong with the country? If it’s the latter, make your discontent heard by voting BN out of Sarawak.